Political activists have long promoted their personal passions  on the back bumpers of cars. With this in mind, I came up with a few new  bumper stickers for antiques enthusiasts:

• My Other Ford is a Model T
• If you can read this bumper sticker, you must be a Stamp Collector.
• Drive faster. I want to buy your car parts on eBay.
• No, I'm not moving - just collect antiques
• The only antique I'll pass … is you.
• Old Cereal Boxes – They're not just for Breakfast Any More.
• If You Collect 19th Century French Impressionist Art – I'm Single.
• I'm not speeding … just late for an auction!
• This car's not dirty, it's in original surface.
• One Man's Rust is Another Man's Patina
• My first car was a Matchbox
• Hot Wheels still Rule!
• What I didn't invest in antiques, I lost in the stock market.
• This Car Brakes for LIONEL TRAINS
• Caution, child size Windsor in original paint on board.
• Why am I driving a van?  18th century American highboys don't fit into a BMW's trunk.
• Antiquers Take the Back Roads
• Gone Tiquing!
• Don't Follow too Close – I Brake for Tag Sales!
• Dirty Antiques, Bought Dirt Cheap.
• This car never speeds through historic districts – Those are the real Antique Road Shows!
• This Car Stalls at Antique Malls
• Trade you this Porsche, for your Mickey Mantle rookie card.
• Antique Show Exhibitionist on board
• I may not be an antique collecting guru, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.
• He who dies with the most antique toys – Wins.
• If at first you don't succeed, bid higher.
• Keep honking, I'm reloading my Kentucky rifle.
• Your kid may be an honor student, but my kid watches the History Channel.
• Beam me up, Scotty. There's no decent antiques left in this town.
• My brother and sister got all the antique furniture; all I got was this stupid Lamborghini.
• Let me guess, that cell phone you're dialing is rotary, right?
• My last husband is still waiting for me in a car outside that antique shop he was too proud to step into.
• Pass me on the right and you'll take driving to a new art form: a Jackson Pollock.
• Jesus Loves You.  Now sell me your old fishing lures.
• So what your kid's an honor student? You wasted all her college money on Beanie Babies.

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